Edible Undies (Just in Time for the Big Day) - NSFW

That'd be Valentine's Day, fool. Instructables member Carleyy fuses together licorice laces to create long strands for knitting a pair of edible undies. If you want to get more squirrely, try knitting Carleyy's pattern with ramen noodles. Ouch, these have gotta hurt:

Full instructions.

More V-Day madness:

• Whale Tail Cookies for Your Sweet Valentine.
• (Un)appetizing Valentine's Day Bleeding Heart Cake.